sql

Definition

Structured Query Language, the bread and butter of database management that lets you talk to relational databases without needing a doctorate in computer science. Pronounced either "sequel" or "S-Q-L" depending on which tech bro you want to annoy at the office.

Example Usage

I spent three hours debugging my SQL query only to realize I forgot a semicolon—classic Monday.

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