graphene

Definition

The wonder material that's perpetually five years away from revolutionizing everything—a one-atom-thick sheet of carbon atoms arranged in a hexagonal pattern that's stronger than steel, more conductive than copper, and apparently impossible to mass-produce affordably. Scientists have been breathlessly promising graphene batteries, graphene electronics, and graphene everything since 2004. Still waiting on that commercially viable graphene iPhone, though.

Example Usage

The research team published another paper on graphene's remarkable properties while commercial applications remained frustratingly elusive.

Source: Scientific terminology

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