wire

Definition

In startup-land, this is what carries your funding dreams (or electrical current, if you're boring). A thin metal conductor that either powers your gadgets or becomes the medium through which VCs send you rejection emails at the speed of light.

Example Usage

We need to wire the prototype before the demo, unless you'd prefer to pitch a device powered by optimism.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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