server

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Definition

A powerful computer whose entire purpose in life is to serve data, files, or applications to other computers like a digital butler. It's the hardworking machine sitting in a climate-controlled room, handling requests 24/7 while your laptop gets all the credit. When it goes down, everything grinds to a halt and IT people start sweating profusely.

Example Usage

The server crashed at 3 AM on Saturday, which I discovered at 3:01 AM via angry texts from the CEO.

Source: Network and systems terminology

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