soccer girlfriend

Definition

A dedicated romantic partner who treats soccer like a second job, attending every practice, game, and related event while managing logistics and morale. Basically a combination team manager, fashion consultant, and personal assistant who gets rewarded with aggressive post-game affection.

Example Usage

Sarah's the ultimate soccer girlfriend—she color-coordinates her boyfriend's socks and knows his stats better than he does.

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