seepage

Definition

The sneaky process of liquid slowly leaking through porous materials like it owns the place. It's the difference between a flood and a slow, embarrassing water damage situation.

Example Usage

The seepage from the concrete foundation was detected early, saving us thousands in water damage.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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