ownz0rian

Definition

Early 2000s leetspeak for a dominant Counter-Strike player who consistently destroys opponents so thoroughly they get accused of hacking. The 'z0r' suffix represents peak gaming forum culture where adding numbers and random letters made you look elite. A relic from when 'pwn' was still being workshopped.

Example Usage

That ownz0rian just went 40-2, no way they're not using an aimbot.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ownz0rian&defid=19385)

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