booting

Definition

The sacred ritual of turning on a computer and waiting while it loads its operating system, during which you question all your life choices. In tech parlance, this is when your machine goes from lifeless brick to functional tool, assuming nothing goes catastrophically wrong. The process that separates patient IT professionals from those who percussive maintenance their way through problems.

Example Usage

The server has been booting for ten minutes now, which either means we have a problem or Windows is just being Windows.

Source: Common IT terminology

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