seagull consultant

Definition

An external educational consultant who flies in, makes noise, dumps recommendations on everyone, and flies out without dealing with implementation consequences. These drive-by experts collect hefty fees while faculty and staff clean up the resulting mess.

Example Usage

The dean hired another seagull consultant who spent two days on campus and produced a generic report we could've downloaded from the internet.

Origin

Management consulting critique, adapted to higher education contexts

Fun Fact

Universities spend millions annually on seagull consultants despite research showing homegrown reforms often prove more effective and sustainable.

Source: Higher education administration and reform discourse

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