Definition

The daily ritual where a herd of doctors and medical students parade through the hospital, stopping at each patient's bed to discuss them as if they are not right there listening to every terrifying word. The medical equivalent of a walking meeting.

Example Usage

"During rounds, seven people in white coats gathered around my bed and discussed my condition using words I could not understand, which is how I imagine my cat feels at the vet."

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