Definition

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation—the technique of manually pumping someone's heart and breathing for them when their body has decided to take an unscheduled break from living. Hollywood makes it look gentle; reality involves breaking ribs.

Example Usage

I performed CPR for eight minutes until the paramedics arrived, and yes, I heard the ribs crack like everyone warned me about.

Origin

Modern technique developed in late 1950s, combining earlier chest compression and mouth-to-mouth methods

Fun Fact

CPR survival rates outside hospitals are only 10-12%, but TV medical dramas show success rates around 75%, creating wildly unrealistic expectations.

Source: Emergency medicine terminology

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