Definition

Someone who has successfully escaped the corporate hamster wheel and now spends their days pretending to be busy with hobbies while secretly napping. The ultimate goal of every employee who's sat through one too many pointless meetings. They're living proof that there is, in fact, life after email.

Example Usage

As a new retiree, Margaret spent her first month deleting work emails she'd been hoarding since 2003.

Source: Common workplace terminology

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