allotments

Definition

The corporate art of dividing resources, budgets, or stock options into carefully measured portions, usually just small enough to feel disappointing. In HR contexts, it's how companies mathematically prove they're being fair while somehow leaving everyone equally underwhelmed. Think of it as the organizational equivalent of cutting a birthday cake into suspiciously uneven slices.

Example Usage

The quarterly budget allotments meant that Marketing got champagne money while IT got tap water funds.

Source: Common business terminology

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