renovate

Definition

To take something old and tired and dump unreasonable amounts of money into it while convincing yourself it's an 'investment' rather than an expensive hobby. In real estate, it's the process of transforming a dated property into something Instagram-worthy, usually involving copious amounts of subway tile, exposed brick, and budget overruns. The verb that turns homeowners into temporary construction experts who suddenly have strong opinions about grout colors.

Example Usage

They decided to renovate instead of move, which seemed smart until they discovered the 'minor' electrical issues that required rewiring the entire house.

Source: Common real estate terminology

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