professionalism

Definition

That magical quality your boss keeps mentioning in performance reviews but never quite defines—basically, acting like you've got your life together even when you're Googling how to do your job at 4:55 PM. It's the professional world's polite way of saying 'don't embarrass us.'

Example Usage

Janet's professionalism really shone through when she managed to look competent during the entire client call despite having three browser tabs open to Stack Overflow.

Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary

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