Definition

The corporate obsession with doing more work with fewer resources, usually measured in percentages that sound impressive in PowerPoint presentations but feel dystopian to actual workers. It's the ratio of useful output to total input, which management loves to optimize until morale becomes the primary input being minimized. The metric that spawned a thousand automation projects and zero thank-you notes.

Example Usage

Our new workflow improvements increased efficiency by 23%, which translated to three people doing the work of five and feeling burned out about it.

Source: Common business terminology

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