offline

Definition

The increasingly rare state of not being connected to the internet or larger network—either by technical failure or deliberate choice, neither of which your boss will find acceptable as an excuse. In IT, it means a system that's been disconnected; in real life, it's the mythical state of actually being present in the physical world. Some say people used to live offline full-time; anthropologists are still studying these ancient cultures.

Example Usage

The server went offline at 3 AM, triggering a cascade of panicked Slack messages that no one saw until morning because they were, ironically, offline.

Source: Technology and internet terminology

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