Definition

A solid block of baked bread—nothing fancy, just carbs you can hold in your hand and regret eating later.

Example Usage

I grabbed a loaf of sourdough from the bakery on my way home.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=loaf&defid=10988)

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