Definition

A bundled collection of tools, resources, or pre-made components designed to make someone's job easier (or appear easier than it actually is). Marketing kits often promise 'everything you need' but require three PhD degrees and a weekend of work to actually use properly.

Example Usage

The influencer marketing kit promised to help small brands go viral in 30 days, which is hilarious because that's not how reality works.

Source: Common industry terminology

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