Hewlett's Law

Definition

The tech industry pattern where innovative giants eventually lose their competitive edge and resort to manufacturing printers to sustain revenue—the corporate equivalent of a once-thriving band selling NFTs to stay relevant.

Example Usage

Apple could fall victim to Hewlett's Law if they keep trying to convince us that $99 dongles are innovations.

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