initializing

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Definition

The process of preparing a system, program, or variable for operation by setting it to its starting state or default values—like giving your computer a pep talk before the big game. This crucial setup phase formats storage devices, allocates memory, and establishes baseline parameters so everything works properly. Skip this step and your program will throw tantrums like a toddler who missed naptime.

Example Usage

The loading screen said 'Initializing...' for 20 minutes before I realized my hard drive was dying.

Source: Computer science terminology via Free Dictionary API

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