greenhouse

Definition

A transparent botanical sauna designed to trap heat and coddle delicate plants while you play God with climate control. Also the cockpit cover on planes for pilots who like feeling like astronauts.

Example Usage

She spent her weekends tending to heirloom tomatoes in her greenhouse while ignoring her actual responsibilities.

Source: Common industry terminology

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