Fair Market Value

Definition

A completely made-up number that everyone pretends is scientific because an appraiser with a clipboard said so. It's "fair" the same way a casino is "fair" -- technically accurate but someone always feels robbed.

Example Usage

"The fair market value of my home is whatever the last person on my street was desperate enough to pay, plus vibes." - A hopeful seller

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The public countdown timer that silently shames a property for not selling fast enough. After 30 days, neighbors start whispering. After 90, the house might as well have a scarlet letter on the lawn sign.

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exclusive right to sell

A listing agreement guaranteeing the agent gets paid commission regardless of who finds the buyer—even if it's you. It's the real estate equivalent of a no-compete clause, except you're competing against yourself.

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When a seller (usually a family member) sells a property below market value and treats the difference as a down payment gift. It's nepotism in real estate form, and the IRS has feelings about it.

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