HOA

Definition

A Homeowners Association: a neighborhood government run by retired people with too much time and a passionate opinion about your mailbox color. They will fine you for having the wrong shade of beige on your front door.

Example Usage

"My HOA sent me a violation letter because my lawn was 0.3 inches too tall. I didn't know grass had a dress code." - A fined homeowner

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