extension

Definition

The corporate art of doing more with less, or at least pretending to. In HR-speak, it's when your deadline gets pushed back because everyone's drowning in work, but nobody admits it until the last possible moment.

Example Usage

We're requesting a two-week extension on the project scope—translation: we have no idea what we're doing.

Source: Common business and project management terminology

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