Definition

The specific amount of medication you are supposed to take, which exists on a spectrum between "not enough to do anything" and "you will see colors that do not exist." Getting it right is the pharmacological equivalent of Goldilocks trying porridge.

Example Usage

"The pharmacist explained my dosage with the enthusiasm of someone explaining rocket science to a golden retriever, which, given my medical knowledge, was fair."

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