Second Opinion

Definition

The process of asking another doctor to confirm that the first doctor was not just making stuff up, which is both a patient's right and a doctor's nightmare. The medical equivalent of asking a friend if your outfit looks okay after your spouse already said it was fine.

Example Usage

"I got a second opinion, then a third opinion, then a fourth opinion, and now I have four different diagnoses and the only thing I am certain of is that I am confused."

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