Definition

Intravenous—anything delivered directly into a vein, providing the express lane to your bloodstream that bypasses all that tedious digestion. The method that makes drugs work faster and nurses' jobs more needle-filled.

Example Usage

We started an IV line because waiting for pills to work seemed inconsiderate to someone having a heart attack.

Origin

Medical abbreviation from Latin 'intra' (within) and 'vena' (vein), widely used since 1930s

Fun Fact

The average hospital patient receives about 1.5 liters of IV fluids daily, leading to that delightful morning puffiness and the need to pee constantly.

Source: Common medical procedure terminology

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