Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

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Definition

DEI—organizational initiatives aimed at recruiting diverse talent, ensuring equitable treatment, and fostering inclusive cultures. The corporate response to 'we should probably fix systemic problems,' with varying degrees of sincerity.

Example Usage

Our DEI program includes unconscious bias training, mentoring for underrepresented groups, and pay equity audits.

Origin

Framework evolution from 'diversity' initiatives starting in the 1970s

Fun Fact

Companies implementing surface-level DEI without actual structural change often experience backlash from both employees and critics.

Source: Organizational Development and Social Justice Standards

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