complemail

Definition

An email composed explicitly for the purpose of lodging a formal complaint, blending 'complain' and 'email' into one perfectly descriptive portmanteau. It's what you send when you need documentation of your grievance.

Example Usage

I had to send a complemail to IT because they keep scheduling server maintenance during my work hours.

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