Definition

Headlines designed to be so irresistibly intriguing that you click before your brain can stop you. "You won't believe what happened next" is the marketing equivalent of dangling a laser pointer in front of a cat, and we all fall for it every single time.

Example Usage

"Our clickbait headline got a million clicks. The article was about tax software. People were furious, but technically we hit our KPIs."

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