blinker phobia

Definition

The mysterious psychological condition affecting drivers who refuse to signal turns or lane changes, either from laziness or defiant ignorance. It's the root cause of road rage and explains 47% of traffic incidents.

Example Usage

That guy cut me off without signaling again—he's definitely suffering from terminal blinker phobia.

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