beasted

Definition

A military-origin term meaning to thoroughly dominate someone physically, mentally, or psychologically—usually when they least expect it. Complete and utter destruction across all fronts.

Example Usage

The opposing team beasted us 45-0 without breaking a sweat.

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The state of being extremely muscular, where your body looks like it was sculpted by an artist who only knew how to make things bigger. Getting jacked requires years of dedication, perfect nutrition, and the willingness to spend more on protein than rent.

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A workout structure that alternates between intense effort and recovery periods, teaching your body that relief is always temporary and suffering is always around the corner. It's basically a metaphor for adult life but with more sweat.

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A hopelessly devoted LeBron James fanatic who treats every word from King James as gospel, regardless of logic or evidence. These fans possess an Olympic-level ability to justify any on-court performance, even when LeBron shoots like he's wearing oven mitts. Facts and statistics bounce off them like basketballs off a backboard.

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⚽ Sports / Fitness

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