appraiser

Definition

The person who professionally determines how much your property is worth, usually arriving at a number that somehow disappoints everyone involved. These valuation wizards combine market data, property inspection, and mathematical formulas to tell you what someone might actually pay for your house—as opposed to what you think it's worth. They're basically the reality check between your dreams and the bank's willingness to lend.

Example Usage

The appraiser valued our 'charming fixer-upper' at $50,000 less than asking price, citing the 'character-building' foundation issues.

Source: Common real estate terminology

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