STAT means now. Everything else means consult a specialist.
A fancy medical term for the tests and procedures doctors use to figure out what's actually wrong with you, ranging from simple blood work to expensive machines that go "ping." It's the detective work phase of healthcare where your symptoms become clues and your doctor becomes Sherlock Holmes with a stethoscope. The results usually come back either terrifyingly specific or frustratingly vague.
A life-saving medical procedure that does the kidney's job when those organs decide to retire early—filtering waste products and excess fluid from your blood through a machine. It's essentially an external plumbing system for your circulatory system, typically required three times a week for several hours. The medical equivalent of outsourcing a critical business function because your internal department failed.
The psychological equivalent of putting your problems in different mental filing cabinets and pretending some don't exist. It's a defense mechanism where your brain compartmentalizes thoughts or experiences to protect your conscious mind from emotional overload. Essentially, your psyche's way of saying 'I can't deal with this right now' and yeeting traumatic memories into a mental storage unit.
A substance used to dilute or thin out another material, typically a solvent that makes concentrated solutions more manageable for testing or application. In lab settings, it's the boring liquid that turns your scary-strong sample into something that won't melt the equipment. Think of it as the mixer in your chemistry cocktail, except without the fun hangover.
The medical establishment's polite way of saying something in your body or brain isn't functioning according to factory specifications. It's a physical or mental malfunction that ranges from mildly annoying to life-threatening, often requiring professional intervention and a prescription pad. Basically, it's when your biological software has bugs that WebMD will convince you are definitely cancer.
The controlled electrocution of someone's heart to reset its rhythm when it's freaking out and beating chaotically. It's shocking a fibrillating heart back to normal function, preferably before brain damage sets in from lack of oxygen. Basically, it's turning your heart off and on again, except the stakes are slightly higher than rebooting your computer.
A serious bacterial infection caused by Corynebacterium diphtheriae that inflames the mucous membranes of your upper respiratory tract, essentially turning your throat into a hostile environment. Thanks to vaccines, it's now mainly something parents use to scare anti-vaxxers back to reality. Before immunization, this disease was a legitimate childhood nightmare that actually warranted the fear.