STAT means now. Everything else means consult a specialist.
Short for 'linear accelerator,' a machine that propels charged particles in a straight line at ridiculous speeds for medical treatments or physics experiments. Unlike its circular cousin the cyclotron, this one believes the shortest distance between two points actually matters. Commonly used in radiation therapy to target cancer cells with the precision of a very expensive, very scientific sniper rifle.
Any abnormal tissue damage or wound, from tiny skin spots to massive organ damage. Medicine's vaguest term, conveniently covering everything from 'weird bump' to 'catastrophic injury.'
The bacteria that turns your building's water system into a potential health hazard, famous for thriving in poorly maintained cooling towers and hot tubs. Named after the 1976 outbreak at an American Legion convention that taught everyone why HVAC maintenance matters. It's the reason your office now has aggressive water testing schedules and why facility managers have trust issues with air conditioning.
Minimally invasive surgery using small incisions and a camera to visualize and operate inside the abdomen. Surgery through keyholes, because going through the front door is so last century.
Cancer that crashes the party in your lymphatic system, setting up shop in lymph nodes or other lymphoid tissue. This malignant tumor is basically a cellular rebellion that forgot to read the "do not multiply uncontrollably" memo. There are multiple types, but they all share the distinction of being unwelcome guests in your immune system's headquarters.