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If you receive LUB near the end of a conversation, you can respond withILU2and some variation ofTTFN. This will let the sender know you understood their message, you love them, and you'll talk to them again later.
A sports statistic that is used to measure the strength of schedule and how a team performs against that schedule; used to rank college football, basketball, baseball, softball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, and volleyball teams; created in 1981.
However, FYKI isn't always as kind as it sounds. In some contexts, some people may use it sarcastically or passive-aggressively, especially online or in professional back-and-forths. It can precede a statement meant to correct someone or point out something obvious, with just enough edge to say, "I'm being polite, but I want you togetthis."
The President typically covers the challenges they and their administration have faced over the last year and how they have handled or solved them. If it's their first term, they will likely cover events that occurred under the previous President's tenure.
A petextrian is a person who walks while texting. The term is a combination of "pedestrian" and "text."
A phrase used to precede a description of a moment that other people can relate to. It is also seen as theTMWacronym.
The body language version of context clues, where you read someone's physical signals—crossed legs, eye contact, fidgeting—to decode what they're really thinking. It's basically being a human lie detector without the fancy polygraph machine.
Spanish for someone who acts shamelessly, without decency or honesty—often paired with "puta" for extra emphasis. It's the perfect word for calling out someone's audaciously disrespectful behavior when English just doesn't capture the level of scandalous boldness.
The parental pseudo-agreement that exists in the quantum state between 'yes' and 'no,' giving hope while committing to nothing. Translates roughly to 'I need you to stop asking me right now' with a 30% chance of actual approval.
A clever contact name disguise that sounds like "marijuana," designed for saving your dealer's number without immediately incriminating yourself. It's the phonetic camouflage technique preferred by those who haven't discovered encrypted messaging apps yet. Because nothing screams "I'm not suspicious" like having forty texts with someone named Mary Warner who only responds with addresses and emojis.
The state of being so excited or energized that you start rambling about random topics while laughing at your own stream of consciousness. Essentially being high on your own enthusiasm without any actual substances involved.
The classic backpack prank where you turn someone's bag completely inside out, carefully replace all their belongings, and leave them to discover your handiwork. It's time-consuming, harmless, and guaranteed to elicit a mix of frustration and begrudging respect from your victim.
A name meaning "loved by everyone," derived from "kuen" (everyone) and "ga" (love). It's basically the nominative determinism jackpot—imagine going through life with a name that literally sets the expectation that you'll be universally adored.
In slang context, means a lie or falsehood ("no cap" means "no lie"), though the original definition hilariously refers to an actual bottle cap. The term has become so prevalent that an entire generation now uses "cap" and "no cap" more frequently than they probably open actual bottles with caps.
A reference to a widely-cited statistic that 97% of women have experienced sexual harassment or assault, used as shorthand for belonging to this majority group. The term emerged during viral awareness campaigns, turning a sobering statistic into a solidarity identifier.
A vivid metaphor for attempting something completely futile and chaotic, like watching a primate with no opposable thumbs try to engage with an oblong ball. It perfectly captures those frustrating moments when nothing works and you're flailing about uncoordinatedly while others watch your struggle with bemused entertainment.
TikTok's delightfully cynical term for the assembly-line bowl meals consumed by office workers who've convinced themselves that their $15 Sweetgreen salad is somehow different from everyone else's $15 Sweetgreen salad. It's not about the food—it's about the existential dread of conformity served in a compostable container. Bonus points if you eat it while staring dead-eyed at a spreadsheet.
The lowercase, casual abbreviation for 'take care' that you drop at the end of conversations when you want to sound warm but not too invested. It's the digital equivalent of a friendly wave as you're already walking away. Extra points for the 'x' kisses that may or may not mean anything depending on your country of origin.
The unfortunate state of someone who's smoked so much cannabis that they've turned pale, clammy, and frozen in place like a statue made of damp pottery. Their face takes on a grayish, sweaty sheen before the inevitable happens. It's the stoner equivalent of a blue screen of death, usually followed by profound regret.
The imaginary medical condition used to explain that awkward single hiccup that erupts from your body at the worst possible moment. Unlike normal hiccups that come in annoying sequences, hiccupitis strikes once and sounds like your body is trying to speak whale. It's the perfect excuse for that weird noise you just made during a silent meeting.
What you call something hilarious when your brain temporarily forgets how to spell 'hilarious' or you're simply too lazy to attempt it. Born from the same linguistic economy that gave us 'the big sad,' it's perfectly cromulent internet speak for describing peak comedy.
The temporary cognitive impairment that causes you to declare something 'the best/worst ever' simply because you just discovered it and your brain hasn't adjusted to the novelty yet. It's the psychological phenomenon behind every 'this changed my life' review written within 24 hours of purchase.
The abbreviation is utilized to emphasize the greatness or terribleness of something. It is often used by hyperbolic people overreacting to something or someone.
A "book girlfriend" is a female fictional character a reader becomes emotionally attached to, similar to the "book boyfriend" term. The term developed as a natural spin-off of "book boyfriend," which gained traction in online reading communities in the late 2000s and early 2010s.