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A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
illi is a VERY sexy girl and very popular, she’s basically a boy magnet!!
A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.
A fat and ugly girl who got owned by his classmate in the group chat.
Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.
Really beautiful name suitable to person as she is,beautiful,kind,caring that made me atrract to her I pray for our best anddd u are special for mee fieraa <334
Wafe (adj.) - Awesome; Sick; Unbelievable Wafed (vb.) - the act of getting plastered on alcohol or other substances for recreational pleasure
In the film Bugsy Malone, one of the main Characters is Fat Sam Fat Sam is the owner of Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy and owns a gang, Fat Sam's Mobster King which contains Fat Sam, Roxy Robinson (In the school production I play him), Knuckles, Lewis, Snake Eyes and Ritzy
When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
One who is unmatched at giving, inspiring, loving, teaching, uniqueness.
a random word twistyp made while off percs
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat." 2. A big penis in a small condom
The overwhelming fear of seeing and/or receiving stitches. This fear will cause the person to wince and/or gag at the sight of stitches.
Someone who has transcended casual substance use and now exists in a perpetual state of intoxication, living in a self-constructed reality that bears little resemblance to the sober world. They're not just chasing buzzes—they're professional buzz collectors who've made it their entire personality.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
Thoroughly deceived or tricked, often in a way that's mildly amusing rather than genuinely harmful. The feeling when you realize the clickbait actually got you.
An affirmation expressing approval, agreement, or satisfaction. The feline-inspired equivalent of 'yes' that somehow makes everything sound more sophisticated and slightly threatening.
An instruction to let someone continue what they're doing, even if it seems questionable, because their process might lead somewhere brilliant. The ultimate trust fall of watching someone's potentially terrible idea unfold.
When you've transcended regular intoxication and entered a metaphysical realm where your consciousness has apparently filed for separation from your body. According to believers, this is when you're so wasted you're having out-of-body experiences complete with hallucinations. Essentially, it's being blackout drunk but with pretentious spiritual terminology.
A lifestyle choice involving maximum comfort-seeking behavior: excessive eating, marathon Christmas movie sessions, and all-day sleeping regardless of season. The human embodiment of hibernation without the excuse of winter or being an actual bear. Peak performance is achieving all three simultaneously.
A mid-sized Pennsylvania city that achieved immortal pop culture status thanks to a certain mockumentary about paper sales. Known officially as "The Electric City" due to being an early adopter of electric streetcars, though most people know it as the place where Jim pranked Dwight for nine glorious seasons. It's proof that any city can become iconic with the right sitcom behind it.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.