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The art of pretending to learn a language by focusing on cool but useless phrases while ignoring actual grammar and fundamentals. It's what happens when someone watches anime and suddenly claims they're fluent in Japanese.
A lovably Canadian insult for someone who's a bit dim, clumsy, and probably nursing their third Molson of the morning. Popularized by the McKenzie brothers, it's the polite northern version of calling someone a bumbling idiot. Think of it as 'bless your heart' but with more flannel and hockey references.
Verb meaning to hide contraband in your pants' crotch area, exploiting the fact that police dogs sniffing that region appears completely normal. A clever if somewhat uncomfortable drug-concealment technique that relies on societal awkwardness about canine crotch-sniffing behavior. Your underwear becomes a smuggling compartment.
Casual slang for dollars that makes talking about money sound slightly less painful than discussing actual finances. It's what happens when "bucks" gets too lazy to pronounce that hard 'k' sound. Popular among gamers and internet denizens who like their currency terms short and sweet.
British rhyming slang that's been shortened more times than a game of telephone, originating from "What's the story?" becoming "What's the John Dory?" (a type of fish) and finally just "What's the John?" Essentially means "What's going on?" or "What's the deal with that?" It's Cockney slang for people who like their questions with extra steps.
When you've transcended regular intoxication and entered a metaphysical realm where your consciousness has apparently filed for separation from your body. According to believers, this is when you're so wasted you're having out-of-body experiences complete with hallucinations. Essentially, it's being blackout drunk but with pretentious spiritual terminology.
An acronym standing for "Life's a Bitch," deployed when the universe decides to pile on the misery with impressive efficiency. It's the fatalistic shorthand for when someone's day goes from bad to catastrophic and there's nothing left to say except acknowledge that existence is occasionally cruel. The verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug in the face of cosmic injustice.
What McDonald's becomes when you're high and suddenly their menu sounds like a Michelin-star experience. It's the stoner's affectionate nickname for the Golden Arches, where a McDouble hits different at 2 AM.
Completely focused and committed to a task or goal, operating at peak productivity. The state of hyperfocus where distractions cease to exist and you're one with your objective.
The fine art of sprinkling emoticons throughout your text messages to prevent that "wait, are you mad at me?" panic. Because without those little winky faces, your sarcasm reads like a death threat. It's essentially emotional subtitles for the digitally challenged.
A very ugly person, who wear a glass, and cheap stuff... I HATE Thus chicken
A word constantly used by people of dim wit who cannot spell and who refuse to use any form of spell check to correctly identify the word unintentionally.
Demented, pretentious bint who suffers from a motoneuronal disease which causes her to leap about like an insane pogo-stick. She cannot pronounce her "R's" properly, and 'sings' like a cat having a rusty nail rammed through its testicles. Could be Mick Hucknall is drag.
Where you take 12 of your cousins, and 4 of your sisters and rape them against the gate.
Literally the best couple ever. Most likely to be a mix of Cheyenne and Izaiah(or Isaiah) Whenever they’re around each other sparks fly and adventures take course. Offering growth in each other, “Cheyahs” are a great mixture
Zuzu, the Bandori Creator on Tiktok, has gained many fans due to her student council posters featuring bandori characters on them.
Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
aoimh is an amazing girl! She is beautiful, funny, musical, smart, kind, smiley and witty. She has many friends and is often extremely busy being social with friends. Everyone wants to be friends with a Caoimhe!
Sending two consecutive text messages without receiving a reply between them, a move that teeters between enthusiasm and desperation depending on context. It's the digital equivalent of knocking twice on someone's door—either you're excited or you're needy, and everyone can tell which.
Classic slang from the '60s (and later Boston-area staple) meaning extremely cool, awesome, or impressive. Originally surfed its way through Southern California before becoming a New England linguistic trademark—because sometimes "very" just doesn't cut it when describing how rad something is.
What you trying to do
you're welcome very much
An abbreviation for acid, which is the same as LSD, an illegal drug; causes you to hallucinate; often used with thetrippin; gained immense popularity in the 1960s and 1970s.
Promposal is when a person asks someone to go to his or her high school prom. It combines "prom" and "proposal."