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Morbidly poetic slang for a dead animal large enough to attract scavenging birds from miles away. It's nature's way of saying something has reached its final form as a buffet for the sky's cleanup crew. Also works metaphorically for anything or anyone that's completely done for.
A groovy, laid-back music genre characterized by spacey vibes, intricate bass lines, and rhythms so mellow they're practically horizontal. Think jam band meets funk meets someone who definitely owns a lava lamp and knows which mushrooms are safe.
A euphemism popularized by Sabrina Carpenter for getting intimately familiar with someone's body, because apparently "Netflix and chill" needed a real estate upgrade. It's not about showing off your kitchen renovations—it's about exploration of a more personal nature. Think less HGTV, more HBO.
The music industry's performative gesture of 'inclusivity' when touring North America, usually meaning they'll hit Vancouver, Toronto, and maybe Calgary while ignoring the other 99% of Canada's geography. It's the touring equivalent of 'we have food at home.' A masterclass in technically not lying while disappointing millions.
Japanese-inspired slang for an adorable, fluffy chicken, typically depicted with a mohawk and maximum cuteness levels. Internet culture has elevated these feathered friends to sacred status, demanding they be loved and protected at all costs.
Casual slang for your people, friends, crew, or close social circle—basically anyone you'd invite to your birthday party. It's the informal plural that makes 'people' sound way more affectionate and less like you're conducting a census. Also happens to be a brand of marshmallow candy, which is completely unrelated but equally beloved.
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
A husband who knowingly consents to his wife taking lovers; archaic term for a man in a consensually non-monogamous arrangement. A rare historical term for what we'd now call relationship agreements.
A cheeky abbreviation for Taco Bell that humorously plays on the acronym's similarity to tuberculosis, poking fun at the questionable digestive consequences of consuming their menu items.
A cynical dating rule suggesting that when women report their number of sexual partners, you should divide the answer by three to get the 'real' number. A dubious heuristic rooted in sexist assumptions.
Engaging in activities that are completely pointless and yield absolutely zero productive results, yet you do them anyway. It's the art of wasting time with purpose, or purposefully wasting time—the philosophy is unclear. Essentially what you're doing when you refresh social media for the 47th time today.
Embracing chaos, laziness, and socially unacceptable behavior—basically living like a feral creature with zero regard for standards. The antithesis of having your life together, and proud of it.
Playful slang meaning 'not another' or expressing that no other identical item will suffice. It's what happens when someone tries to make 'not another' sound cooler by adding unnecessary syllables and ends up with accidental Dr. Seuss vibes.
The Australian equivalent of calling BS on someone's exaggerated claims or shameless self-promotion. When your mate claims they could totally be a professional athlete if they just tried harder, this is your verbal reality check. Named after someone who presumably told one too many tall tales.
An acronym for "have to cry," used when you need to excuse yourself for an emotional breakdown in digital conversation. It's the Gen-Z equivalent of "brb" but with significantly more feelings attached. Perfect for when life hits you with that plot twist you weren't ready for and you need to step away from the keyboard to process your emotions.
to suck a fart from ones asshole then blow the gas into an open flame
A word constantly used by people of dim wit who cannot spell and who refuse to use any form of spell check to correctly identify the word unintentionally.
Acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce
b***h ass mother f**ker
breaking up with you
Call me when you can Also: Text shorthand for 'call me when you can'; the lazy person's way of saying 'hit me up eventually without any pressure or urgency whatsoever.'
For No Apparent Reason
For Your f**king Information
get your ass in the mother f**king house right now