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The acronym is mostly used in jest and is not only applicable to females of an old age. Although it's usually said for fun, some may take offense to it so be cautious of who you use it to refer to.
Ego surfing is when you search the web for information about yourself. It is typically done in order to find out what other people are saying about you online.
A deinfluencer (or "de-influencer") is someone who actively discourages people from buying overhyped or unnecessary products, often as a counter to traditionalinfluencerculture. Instead of promoting trendy items, deinfluencers give honest reviews, warn against wasteful spending, and encourage smarter purchasing decisions. This trend gained traction on platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube in the early 2020s, partially due to inflation, where users push back against excessive consumerism and misleading marketing.
A person who doesn't want to talk to you anymore may send you the acronym STTH (speak to the hand). You can continue messaging this person, but they may not read your messages and likely won't respond.
A reference to the well-known "mass-energy equivalence" formula developed by Albert Einstein; may be used as a slang to call someone a genius; also written "e=mc2."
Bert-o-la, someone who post large quantities of low quality and out of date memes.
Dark sunglasses, as worn by Compton gangsters. 400% UV protection, popularized by Eazy-E.
The strategic social media maneuver of deleting all evidence of your relationship right before an important event, sparing yourself the burden of public couple-dom. Named after someone who apparently perfected this art of digital relationship erasure. It's the modern equivalent of pretending you don't know someone when cooler people walk by.
The plural form of people who are faker than a three-dollar bill, combining "illegitimate" with the need to categorize entire groups of untrustworthy individuals. It's like "phonies" but for people who grew up saying "legit" unironically.
A reference to a widely-cited statistic that 97% of women have experienced sexual harassment or assault, used as shorthand for belonging to this majority group. The term emerged during viral awareness campaigns, turning a sobering statistic into a solidarity identifier.
A relationship existing in the ambiguous space between platonic friendship and romantic involvement, characterized by intense emotional connection and questionable boundaries. These partnerships typically involve midnight deep talks, poetry sharing, and spending so much time together that your other relationships wither away. It's basically a relationship without the clarity of labels or the messiness of defining things.
An enthusiast of herpetology who spends their free time seeking out, studying, or keeping reptiles and amphibians as a hobby. These are the folks who get genuinely excited about finding a salamander under a rock and maintain elaborate terrarium setups in their homes. Not to be confused with people with cold sores—totally different thing.
A delightfully onomatopoetic verb meaning to steal, swipe, or permanently borrow without permission. It sounds exactly like what a cartoon villain would say while snatching something. Less serious than "theft," more playful than "borrowed."
To yell out loudly in pain, alarm, or surprise—an onomatopoeia describing that involuntary shriek when something bad happens.
A portmanteau of 'man' and 'boobs' referring to excess chest fat on a male that resembles breast tissue, usually caused by weight gain or hormonal imbalance. The unfortunate result of neglecting the gym and embracing too many donuts.
A cynical dating rule suggesting that when women report their number of sexual partners, you should divide the answer by three to get the 'real' number. A dubious heuristic rooted in sexist assumptions.
A social engineering tactic where someone convinces you that their absurd request is actually a deeply respected tradition in their culture, exploiting your desire not to be offensive. The international relations version of the Jedi Mind Trick, except instead of "these aren't the droids you're looking for," it's "eating fermented shark eyeballs is how we say hello." Falls apart the moment you actually Google their supposed customs.
Desperately attracted to someone to the point of embarrassing behavior, or in a generally pathetic state. The digital age equivalent of being horny on main, but with witnesses.