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The measurable intensity and passionate fervor with which someone expresses their opinions, opinions, usually while speaking in increasingly animated tones. High rantiness indicates someone is in full verbal venting mode.
British slang for being intensely hungry or craving food in a serious way—basically, your stomach is actively eating itself and you need to fix that ASAP. It's the audible stomach equivalent of flashing an SOS signal.
A recording of personal or family events made using a camcorder or similar device, stored on VHS, DVD, or digital formats for private viewing. Home videos represent a major cultural shift toward democratized media production and personal archival.
A long-running American game show where contestants bid on the prices of consumer goods and participate in pricing games to win prizes, typically featuring a large spinning wheel and a showcase showdown at the end. The show has been a cultural phenomenon since its debut in 1956.
A humorous corruption of the actual feng shui philosophy—deliberately rearranging furniture to create obstacle courses and tripping hazards for unsuspecting victims, turning your living room into a booby-trapped nightmare.
An internet predator who lurks in old comment sections to launch inflammatory, antagonistic remarks (often racist or grammatically pedantic) designed to provoke and embarrass the community—the digital equivalent of someone spoiling for a fight.
The word 'dude' pronounced with an exaggerated lisp for comedic effect—can be used to address literally anyone (friends, pets, coworkers, random people) or as an expression of surprise. A silly, affectionate way to greet someone.
A Christian comedy content creator known for wholesome, blasphemy-free videos and an excellent curated playlist of uplifting music. The kind of creator who keeps their faith-based humor hilarious without crossing into offensive territory.
The archetypal suave, fashion-forward European gentleman — effortlessly stylish, intellectually curious, and blessed with impeccable taste in music and aesthetics. Basically the human equivalent of a perfectly tailored beret.
A mashup of 'ghetto' and 'mental' — describing behavior that's simultaneously chaotic and unhinged in a way that's darkly humorous. When someone's actions are so unhinged they loop back around to being funny.
A sudden streak of good fortune or unexpected lucky break that stands out from your normal routine—like stumbling upon a field of purple flowers in an otherwise ordinary landscape. It's that rare moment when everything just works out and you feel genuinely blessed by the universe's random generosity.
An ironic reference to internet perfection; used to describe someone or something that embodies absolute flawlessness or cultural icon status. Based on the weirdly charming debate moderator who became unexpectedly famous, it's become a humorous way to praise someone's existence.
Non-Athletic Regular Person—the term jocks use to describe anyone who isn't built like a Greek god or can't throw a ball with precision. Basically, if you're not on the lacrosse team, you're a NARP, and they will absolutely let you know it.
A deceptive seller tactic where fake quality control photos are used as an excuse to delay shipment indefinitely, all while claiming they're 'replacing' your item out of the goodness of their heart. It's procrastination dressed up as customer service.
When a non-Black person adopts African American Vernacular English or stereotypical Black speech patterns, usually coming across as inauthentic and cringey. It's cultural appropriation meets awkward impression.
A sarcastic term for a young woman having uninhibited fun at bars or clubs, often excessively drunk and disregarding social niceties. The 'classy' is dripping with irony.
Drake's obsessive numerical calling card for Toronto, endlessly name-dropped in his discography like it's a secret that isn't actually secret. Internet detectives have tied it to everything from area codes to biblical numerology, because nobody can just say 'where I'm from' anymore.
A versatile exclamation that can mean absolutely nothing, express apathetic resignation, or announce pure joy—basically the vocal equivalent of a shrug emoji that somehow works in three different emotional contexts.
A superlative applied to anyone remotely impressive, from legendary athletes to your friend who made really good tacos.
Discrimination or prejudice specifically directed at Welsh people, as in when someone is excluded or treated unfairly based on their Welsh nationality or heritage. It's like any other -ism, but with more rugby and fewer people noticing.
A condition where someone's stupidity is so profound and pervasive that their mere presence causes physical and mental distress to those around them. It's like a contagious density field that makes interaction genuinely painful.
A late-night Cartoon Network programming block that aired after 10 PM when parents assumed kids were asleep, eventually throwing in the towel with a 'watch it or don't, we don't care' attitude. It was the gateway to anime and adult humor for millennials everywhere.
Gen-Z's way of saying something is really good or authentic, borrowed from the sound of someone vigorously eating. Makes absolutely no sense but everyone under 25 knows exactly what it means.
An unofficial holiday celebrating the bond between best friends (of any gender)—a day dedicated to appreciating how cool your bestie is and how cool they think you are, usually involving inside jokes and mutual admiration that last a lifetime. It's basically friendship fanboying, but sanctioned.