No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
rolling on flor laughing my f**king ass of peeing my pants
Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut
rolling on the ground
read the f**king summary
sitting in my chair laughing my ass off
shut the f**k up you b***h
see you on the battlefield
thank god it's friday
tell me somthing I don't know
what the f**king hell
A meta-textbook definition describing the curious individual who just searched for "you" in Urban Dictionary, thereby confirming their status as either extremely bored, incredibly thorough, or both. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy of internet procrastination.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
Gamersuse CTF as shorthand for "capture the flag." This acronym describes a game mode in which two teams attempt to capture each other's flag and return it to their home base to win. Often, CTF matches are timed, and the team that manages to retrieve the other team's flag the most number of times wins.
If someone responds to a joke or humorous anecdote with LLC, it means they're "laughing like crazy." This acronym is similar toLOL,ROFL, andLMAO, though used less commonly.
A baseball term that refers to atriple, which is a three-base hit that results in the batter getting to third base; may appear as "3-bagger," "three-bagger," or "3 bagger;" also known as3Bin baseball statistics.
An acronym for "Type 1 Diabetic;" often seen on diabetes forums, blogs, and other literature; refers to a disease where high levels of sugar are present in the body.
For example, if you tell yourGFthat you broke her television, she may respond with "YPML, right?" This means that your girlfriend hopes you'reJKabout having wrecked her TV.
If someone sends you YMBJ and you actually were joking, you can respond withJKto let the person know their intuition was correct. If you weren't joking, you can send backIDSor tell the person that you'resrs.
Yanick is very strange and much worst than Shaunak at video games
the particularly stupid, ideotic or bizzar actions/reasonings for things that only your friend(s) seem to have - a play on the word 'idiosyncrasy' meaning a particular or distinc behavior of an individual
the nutritious drink formed by the sweat between your anus and ballsack.
Hoe Patna (partner) what sex workers call their friends who are also sex workers
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.