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When multiple people are acting suspicious simultaneously, they've collectively boarded the metaphorical SusBus—a vehicle that apparently has no capacity limits. Born from the Among Us era and legitimized by a high school history teacher, it's what you say when the whole group is giving off sketchy vibes. The conspiracy theory version of carpooling.
A 24-hour condition following social events where you become possessed by an insatiable carbohydrate demon, consuming every bread product, pasta dish, and baked good in sight without ever feeling full. Usually triggered by alcohol consumption and poor life choices, it turns even the most health-conscious person into a walking carb vacuum. The hungover cousin of stress eating.
Someone who infiltrates your separate friend groups through you, then develops independent relationships with them behind your back. They're the social connector nobody asked for, turning your carefully compartmentalized life into one big awkward mixer. Before you know it, your yoga buddy and your college roommate are hanging out without you, and you're wondering how you became irrelevant in your own friend network.
The gloriously annoying act of blowing through a dog toy squeaker, presumably until everyone within earshot wants to strangle you. Named for the high-pitched torture it inflicts on both pets and humans alike.
Acronym for Emotionally Unstable, describing someone whose feelings change faster than a TikTok algorithm. Not to be confused with the European Union, though both can be unpredictable trainwrecks.
The delicate art of attempting 'your mom' jokes while simultaneously recognizing that mothers are, in fact, sacred beings who deserve respect. A tongue-in-cheek term acknowledging the moral conflict between wanting to roast your friends and honoring the women who gave us life. It's comedy with a conscience.
The philosophy and practice of treating everyone around you like disposable garbage for your own selfish benefit, elevated to an almost artistic form. It's the worldview that says 'me first, everyone else never,' typically practiced by those with massive egos and minimal self-awareness. The corporate MBA version of being a terrible human being.
That unfortunate patchy excuse for facial hair that teenage boys insist on sporting despite looking like they smudged dirt on their upper lip. Usually consisting of approximately seven wispy hairs total, it's the physical manifestation of premature ambition meeting biological reality. Pro tip: if you have to squint to see it, shave it.
Playful mischief and chaotic tomfoolery, typically perpetrated by groups of teenage boys who mistake property damage for comedy content. Modern hijinks often involve TikTok documentation, questionable decision-making, and the absence of adult supervision. It's the polite word for 'they're definitely going to break something and blame each other.'
The vehicular equivalent of a jump scare, where a driver sneaks up on an unsuspecting pedestrian and unleashes their horn at maximum volume for pure comedic effect. It's equal parts prank and public menace, guaranteed to spike someone's heart rate and possibly ruin their day. Essentially, it's assault by automobile horn, but make it funny.
The lightning-fast two-letter response that means 'no problem,' deployed when someone thanks you for literally anything. Born from the chat era when saving keystrokes was essential to maintaining your cool-guy efficiency. It's the digital equivalent of a casual wave that says 'don't mention it' without the effort of actually typing those three words.
A genre of music combining rhythmic vocal delivery with beats, originating from African American communities in the 1970s. This definition's claim of being 'the best type of music' is suspiciously subjective and that last example aged like milk in the sun.
A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
To proudly showcase and embody where you're from—whether that's your neighborhood, city, crew, or cultural background. It's about claiming your origins and displaying loyalty to your roots, often through style, language, or just straight-up telling people. Geographic pride distilled into a single verb.
A person hailing from Sweden, often stereotyped as being effortlessly cool, attractive, and progressive. In slang usage, it's sometimes employed as a compliment suggesting someone has that Scandinavian combination of chill vibes and competence. Basically the human equivalent of well-designed minimalist furniture.
Out Of Character - used in role-playing scenarios to temporarily break the fourth wall and speak as your actual self rather than your fantasy persona. It's the emergency exit sign in the theater of pretend, letting everyone know the wizard is about to discuss pizza toppings as a regular human.
An endearingly dorky term from the early 2000s used to describe someone who's exceptionally skilled or cool at something. It's like calling someone the bomb-dot-com but with even more syllables you'll regret saying out loud.
The classic 1951 Disney animated film based on Lewis Carroll's tale, notorious for its psychedelic visuals and narrative that many interpret as drug-adjacent, despite being created decades before such associations. It's become a cultural touchstone for discussing trippy, surreal media.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood's highest-paid action star, known for his cartoonishly expressive eyebrows and the People's Elbow. He successfully transitioned from saying "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" to actually cooking meth in multiple franchises. The only person who can make a fanny pack look intimidating.
A playful variation of 'flash,' referring to Adobe Flash animations or movies that were popular in early 2000s internet culture. Bonus points if it was made in a chat room.
Something or someone that is attractive, stylish, or physically appealing in a noticeable way. Can describe appearance, fashion sense, or general desirability.
An underground alternative spelling of 'cult' used in metal and alternative music scenes to describe obscure, niche bands and behaviors that align with counterculture attitudes.
A spooky supernatural double of a living person—think evil twin energy without the adoption paperwork. Modern usage strips away the ghostly dread and just means someone who looks confusingly similar to you, minus the existential horror (usually).
An exclamation expressing genuine enthusiasm or approval for something awesome. It's vintage slang for 'that's fantastic,' though modern ears might find it charmingly dated.