No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
talk to you on the phone
That was so 2 weeks ago
That was so yeterday
Thank You for invite
Thank you for your time
thank you so very much
unsolicited finger in the anus
you funny mother f**ker
you are such a b***h
What a f**king Dumb Ass
What are you doing tonight
what do you think of me
what do you want to do?
what is your problem
What's on Television?
worst president ever (Bush)
what the actual f**k man
what the f**k is going on here
want you to know I love you
what you see is what you get
An oath of sincerity that invokes the sacred 2006 Pixar masterpiece 'Cars' instead of the Almighty. Because apparently, Lightning McQueen is the new deity for Gen-Z truthfulness, making "on god" look positively antiquated. Ka-chow your way to credibility.
An incompetent employee or general fool, often but not exclusively found behind fast-food counters forgetting your order. It combines the corporate ubiquity of McDonald's with old-school "chump" energy. The perfect descriptor for anyone who microwaves fish in the office break room.
The state or quality of being a hypocrite, for those who find "hypocrisy" too mainstream or grammatically correct. It's like hypocrisy, but with extra syllables to really emphasize how much someone practices what they don't preach. A non-standard noun that emerges when you need to call out someone's do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do behavior but want to sound slightly less formal about it.
A gender-neutral term for your parent's sibling, because "aunt or uncle" is so binary and verbose. It's the portmanteau nobody asked for but some people desperately needed, combining "parent" and "sibling" into one tidy package. Perfect for when you want to sound inclusive or just really enjoy making up words that confuse older relatives at Thanksgiving.