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typing with one hand
That's what she said
unsolicited pool cue in anus
Use the f**king search
You will be remembered
What are you doing tonight
where did we go wrong
what do you want to do
What do you want to talk about
what is your problem
What the f**k bull s**t
what the f**king hell was that
what the f**k is going on
what the f**k was that dude
who the hell are you
what the hell were you thinking
way too much information
Will You Be My Girlfriend?
A bizarre internet-designated holiday where students allegedly bring shredded cheese to school, because apparently Gen Z needed another excuse to make their teachers question their life choices. This falls into the category of hyper-specific fake holidays that exist primarily in Urban Dictionary and nowhere else in reality. Think of it as the dairy-based cousin of Area 51 raids.
Slang for something that's not just huge, but comically, absurdly larger than huge—when regular superlatives just won't cut it. It's the linguistic equivalent of adding 'mega' or 'ultra' to everything because apparently 'enormous' has lost all meaning. Perfect for when you need to sound like you're describing things in a cartoon.
Street slang transformation of 'cutie' into something that sounds way cooler when addressing your homies. It's a term of endearment that somehow maintains masculinity through creative pronunciation and has been part of urban vocabulary for decades.
The plural form of people who are faker than a three-dollar bill, combining "illegitimate" with the need to categorize entire groups of untrustworthy individuals. It's like "phonies" but for people who grew up saying "legit" unironically.
An electronic music snob who attends raves while literally bringing their own iPod and headphones to critique the DJ's track selection in real-time. The ultimate in missing-the-point behavior, like going to a restaurant to eat food you brought from home while judging the chef.
The textual representation of screaming, often attributed to having OCD or just general internet chaos. It's what happens when words fail and your keyboard becomes an instrument of pure, unfiltered emotional release.