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The female equivalent of a cockblock—someone, typically another woman, who actively sabotages your romantic or sexual prospects through interference. This is the friend who suddenly needs an emergency at 2 AM or the mom who invents chores at precisely the wrong moment. The ultimate wingwoman's nemesis and the reason group chats exist for venting.
Southern American dialectical pronunciation of "water," where the "a" gets flattened into an "o" faster than sweet tea disappears at a church potluck. This linguistic transformation is a dead giveaway that someone grew up below the Mason-Dixon line. Not to be confused with similar regional variations like "warter" or the New York "wooder."
The grammatically questionable but somehow intuitive opposite of 'overly,' meaning insufficiently or less than something should be. It's one of those made-up words that sounds wrong but feels so right that you'll find yourself using it despite your English teacher's ghost weeping softly. Language evolution in real time, folks.
A delightfully sarcastic portmanteau combining 'yawn' and 'fantastic' to describe something spectacularly boring. It's the perfect passive-aggressive descriptor for that three-hour presentation about quarterly metrics or your friend's vacation slideshow. Because sometimes 'boring' just doesn't capture the sheer magnitude of tedium.
A euphemistic and somewhat childish way to refer to virginity, because apparently we needed another way to avoid saying the actual word. It's the 'He Who Must Not Be Named' of sexual experience. Typically used by people who want to discuss the topic while maintaining plausible deniability.
The automotive maneuver that occurs when a simple three-point turn becomes a geometric nightmare requiring multiple forward and backward adjustments. Usually caused by narrow streets, oversized vehicles, or a driver's optimistic assessment of their turning radius. It's the driving equivalent of trying to fit a couch through a doorway.
A lazy phonetic abbreviation of 'blow me,' for when you need to express dismissive contempt but typing two whole words is just too much effort. Popular among sports fans and anyone who peaked in middle school. It's the linguistic equivalent of giving up halfway through an insult.
An endearing term for something unbearably cute, like 'munchkin' but with more syllables for extra adorableness. It's what you call small children, pets, or that one friend who's shorter than everyone else. The word itself sounds squishy and round, which perfectly matches its meaning.
hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.
This is a fart that usually happens if eat a shit ton of papaya fruit and if you drink a lot of pineapple juice. You will let out a smooth, soft, fart that smells like Hawaii. It's probably good for your skin.
In a state of depression, melancholy or loneliness.
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts. 1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response. 4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response. 6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.
When someone just can't do anything right, and insists on asking stupid questions at the same time. That person is said to be wearing their "stupidpants" that day.
An alright movie about the War on Terror in the Middle East. The story is promising and the scenes are well-shot, but all in all, it doesn’t flow well
a bitch ass motherfucker dosent have to be a woman.
A Big bogoss with muscle, intelligence and the sense of art. Téva preferes to be good in all domains than perfect in one. A beast in bed and an tahitian-like seductor, Téva is « un homme à tout faire ». If you know one, you won’t forget him…
An alcoholic beverage consisting of blueberry infused gin and club soda. It is sometimes garnished with frozen blueberries.
An abbreviation meaning "Refer to Sarcastic Black Woman" It is to be used when someone says something that you do not believe and would like them to here you say mmmmhhhmmm in a sarcastic black womans voice.
Farmer rugby with few rules, requires the utmost of the athletes. With the mud to the ankles, they need a sandbag in the goal of throwing the opponent. This sport is practise in Holland.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
Someone who is sexually attracted with the sight, taste, smell, and touch of water
A conjunction of the two words, "Wikipedia" and "It." Used when a debate between friends has gotten to a point where it is clear both parties could be correct. Thus, the two decide to "Wikit," meaning to check The vast database of knowledge that is Wikipedia.com in order to see who was correct.
An excess of flatulence reminiscent of muffled singing.