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1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat." 2. A big penis in a small condom
The describe something that is clutch
A mildly insulting descriptor for someone sporting an exceptionally large, shiny forehead paired with a receding hairline. It's naming the specific combination of ample forehead real estate and retreating hair that creates maximum reflective surface area. Essentially calling someone's forehead so prominent it deserves its own name.
The deliberate act of suddenly cutting off all communication with someone without explanation, typically in dating contexts. Like a ghost, the person vanishes from your life, leaving only read receipts and unanswered questions in their wake.
The classic insult format that has somehow become so overused it's circled back to being ironically uncool. Once the pinnacle of playground burns, it's now shorthand for outdated humor that belongs in a time capsule labeled "2010s Comedy."
The delightfully convoluted practice of telling two people you're dating each other when you're actually single, creating a web of fictional relationships that serves no purpose except maximum chaos. It's lying about dating to avoid dating, which is somehow both genius and completely unhinged.
The invisible layer of urban grime, germs, and questionable particles coating your palms after riding public transportation. You know you've got them, everyone knows you've got them, and you're absolutely not touching anything until you find soap. The polite person's excuse for refusing handshakes after commuting.
The scourge of Urban Dictionary: teenagers who clog the site with weirdly specific entries about classmates nobody else knows or cares about. These digital graffiti artists think immortalizing "Sarah from Algebra" or confessing love via crowdsourced definitions is peak creativity. Spoiler: it's not cute, it's cringe, and it's why we can't have nice things on the internet.
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
When your girlfriend has gained a little weight but you still think she’s fantastic.
A way a of expressing joy or congratulating someone in a sarcastic way Another way of saying this is Whoopdee FUCKING doo but usually is said whoopdee fricking doo This can also be associated with words like la di fucking da or hip fucking hooray/hoofuckingray
Yes , this is the final boss of boredom. now get back to studying.
To carefully dip the tip of your penis into something.
A cold guy who gets girls all the time
Short for Greatest Person on Earth
To get beaten up in a fight.
One of the worst, most terrible movies ever. Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe. Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).
Greek for a crying pussy. Used for afeminate, gay behaviour or people. Much like the western use of pussy but much stronger.
Have you read Harry potter}? Remember that rat guy, Peter? Yeah well he was kinda 2 faced etc, so that's exactly what this is. A 2 faced bitch is a Peter Pettigrew!!
A cute or hot girl that knows how to fix a car, motorcycle, or any other type of vehicle. A grease monkey that happens to be a girl.
Stranded by someone or something.
To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.
A guy who typically resembles a q-tip. Drives a mini van who's name is randy