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The disorienting vortex of clicking related videos on YouTube where you lose all sense of time and end up somewhere completely unexpected—starting with cute cats and ending with obscure conspiracy documentaries three hours later.
A British term for the unfortunate experience of having your online order destroyed, damaged, or vanish entirely by the notoriously unreliable courier company Yodel—a verb form of inevitable shipping tragedy.
Extremely intoxicated on cocaine to the point of talking incessantly, oversharing embarrassing secrets, and generally making a fool of yourself. The kind of high that leaves you mortified the next day.
A playful accusation that someone is obsessed with or constantly talking about another person, usually in a romantic or gossipy way. It means you never stop bringing them up.
The ultimate low-effort playground insult that somehow transcends logic and age to become devastatingly effective through sheer audacity and randomness.
A loud, enthusiastic greeting popularized in New York and New Jersey where the person being greeted is obligated to yell it back even louder—basically a verbal arms race of friendliness.
A term describing a sexual or romantic preference for people of Asian descent, often used to characterize fetishization rather than genuine attraction. While it can refer to the actual tropical disease, in slang it's almost always about the dating preference (and is generally considered offensive by those it describes).