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The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.
A 24-hour condition following social events where you become possessed by an insatiable carbohydrate demon, consuming every bread product, pasta dish, and baked good in sight without ever feeling full. Usually triggered by alcohol consumption and poor life choices, it turns even the most health-conscious person into a walking carb vacuum. The hungover cousin of stress eating.
An online smoking ritual where geographically separated stoners coordinate their marijuana consumption over chat, taking turns announcing 'puff puff pass' to simulate a traditional smoke circle. It's the digital age solution to long-distance friendship maintenance for the cannabis-inclined.
A mega faggot who has HPV and is referred to as the mayor.
Very Low Earth Orbit
drinking a half a fifth of this a hour before you have to go home is a really, really bad idea if your underage and your parents were expecting you home at 11, not one in the morning. expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person. you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him. also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.
Swedish automobile brand stereotypically associated with safety-obsessed parents and retirees, known for tank-like durability and equally tank-like handling. Famous for surviving apocalyptic crashes while bankrupting owners with repair costs that rival small nation GDPs.
very ordinary person
Shorthand for vodka and lemonade, the drink of choice for people who want to get tipsy while pretending they're just enjoying a refreshing citrus beverage. Popular at college parties and summer barbecues where mixing efficiency matters more than mixology. Simple, effective, and dangerously easy to over-consume.
A dramatic one-word command meaning "leave immediately" or "begone from my sight," delivered with the theatrical flair of a wizard banishing an evil spirit. It's the imperious way to dismiss someone when "please go away" lacks sufficient gravitas. Perfect for door-to-door salespeople and unwanted conversations.
A hilariously Germanic word meaning to make oneself ugly through fashion crimes and bad styling choices. When 'ruining your look' needs to sound like a spell from a fantasy novel.
Items that are old enough to feel retro but not quite old enough to be considered antique—the sweet spot where something becomes desirable again. Also a polite way to describe "heavily used" on resale sites.